home sweet Canda

Hmmmmmm, back in the land where they won't arrest me for smoking herb thank god.
If I saw one more Christan pro life ad I was going to start yelling (at the americans I yelled in the van quit a bit). Thought about makeing the shirt 'My contry payed for my abortion' with a maple leaf in the back ground, I thought of it on the road and probably would of got shot had I made it. Even on the back of the semi truck there were pro life ads. Southeren christanity rubbed me the wrong way, though you can call me baby or sweety any day, even the women called me baby.I bought a 40 of vodka for 12$ yep needless to say IT'S 12:30 IN THE AFTERNOON AND i'M DRINKING. (cap lock was a fluck though it works)The van broke down in Batesville Arkanses in the middle of the night, thank god we listen to our mothers and got CAA exstended care, we fit six people in a two seater tow truck, Krista body was half out of the window and I had to hold on to her legs for extra safty. When the man said pile in we thought he was crazy, five women sitting where only one and a half people would fit. Tracy and I hadn't laughed that hard since Canada.Alex's thats when I called you I was like it's just as exstensive to call Van. I just needed to ground myself with someone eles voice.
Over all it was a good trip though it was not the relaxing vacation I had hoped for. Florida was relaxing the ocean just holds, salt water in your eyes is awful.Aimee and I tanned so dark we were darker then the milato people!And no one knew what a Metis was because their aboriginal people stay on the reserve yep 14 days in the states and Aimee was the (well this is about to be a lie, we met Gueronimo's
granddaughter in our camp site in Louisanna it was after we saw the fort where he was killed fort pickens, I saw my first ghosts there, I've never been so uncomfortable in the sunshine before, the way death hangs over the place is real, you had to give yourself a self guided tour with a pamphlet and thow they mentioned 3600 Alpine indians were captured there, they forgot to mention they were tortoured to death, the building was built by the mansons and is still in great shape, it was built in 1860, keep in mind florida sees huricans lkike manitoba sees blizzards) the only indian I saw. There are two types of boys in the south red necks and good old boys. We drank with the good old boys, they will tell you how beautiful and smart you are and make it clear that if you want they will sleep with you, however if you say no they don't mined and stick aropund to get drunk with you. However a red neck will tell you in very gross langage what he wants to do to y0u and if you say no he gets pisseed off calls you names and thats that.A perfect example is the bumper sticker I'd rather be cumming then stroking. Fuck them I hope every red neck who is mean and affensive towards women dies of blue balls. There are red neck women too their almost worse but not.'My man has been checking you all out for days this is our baby'
the lover has appeared I will let you go now.j