Thursday, April 26, 2007

things you shouldn't do

but contemplation is fine...

masturbate with your roommates electric toothbrush
post a casual encounters ad
sleep with your best friend
get black out drunk.

of course this is not a list to base ones life around
and of course I have done most of these acts
it is merely from exspirance that I warn against them.

At times it is the guilt that eats us up
a sense of repentance, maybe they are allergic to latex.
who know?

1 comment:

Ted said...

They all knew...deep down they knew...

so...get over the bitch and brew the stitch...

Guilt is our own way of punishing ourselves...leave it be...love your life...you'll be much happier...

even if you jacked off on your friends toothbrush...electric or not.