home sweet Canda

Hmmmmmm, back in the land where they won't arrest me for smoking herb thank god.
If I saw one more Christan pro life ad I was going to start yelling (at the americans I yelled in the van quit a bit). Thought about makeing the shirt 'My contry payed for my abortion' with a maple leaf in the back ground, I thought of it on the road and probably would of got shot had I made it. Even on the back of the semi truck there were pro life ads. Southeren christanity rubbed me the wrong way, though you can call me baby or sweety any day, even the women called me baby.I bought a 40 of vodka for 12$ yep needless to say IT'S 12:30 IN THE AFTERNOON AND i'M DRINKING. (cap lock was a fluck though it works)The van broke down in Batesville Arkanses in the middle of the night, thank god we listen to our mothers and got CAA exstended care, we fit six people in a two seater tow truck, Krista body was half out of the window and I had to hold on to her legs for extra safty. When the man said pile in we thought he was crazy, five women sitting where only one and a half people would fit. Tracy and I hadn't laughed that hard since Canada.Alex's thats when I called you I was like it's just as exstensive to call Van. I just needed to ground myself with someone eles voice.
Over all it was a good trip though it was not the relaxing vacation I had hoped for. Florida was relaxing the ocean just holds, salt water in your eyes is awful.Aimee and I tanned so dark we were darker then the milato people!And no one knew what a Metis was because their aboriginal people stay on the reserve yep 14 days in the states and Aimee was the (well this is about to be a lie, we met Gueronimo's
granddaughter in our camp site in Louisanna it was after we saw the fort where he was killed fort pickens, I saw my first ghosts there, I've never been so uncomfortable in the sunshine before, the way death hangs over the place is real, you had to give yourself a self guided tour with a pamphlet and thow they mentioned 3600 Alpine indians were captured there, they forgot to mention they were tortoured to death, the building was built by the mansons and is still in great shape, it was built in 1860, keep in mind florida sees huricans lkike manitoba sees blizzards) the only indian I saw. There are two types of boys in the south red necks and good old boys. We drank with the good old boys, they will tell you how beautiful and smart you are and make it clear that if you want they will sleep with you, however if you say no they don't mined and stick aropund to get drunk with you. However a red neck will tell you in very gross langage what he wants to do to y0u and if you say no he gets pisseed off calls you names and thats that.A perfect example is the bumper sticker I'd rather be cumming then stroking. Fuck them I hope every red neck who is mean and affensive towards women dies of blue balls. There are red neck women too their almost worse but not.'My man has been checking you all out for days this is our baby'
the lover has appeared I will let you go now.j

It's me again

Amiee and I woke up early to get ice coffee and come email.
Southeren men oh boy! They treat you like a princess, we've made friends at our camp site, when they came over last night and asked us if they could have a drink with us all I told them yes but if we decided we didn't like them we were going to kick them , they laughed and sat down. Charlie if your reading this one of the guys looks just like erin but with brown coulouring same eyes and kindness. Getting drunk down hear is hard cause you just sweat it out almost as fast as you drink it I've only managed to get drunk twice though every morning at bonnaroo was wine wine wine. Booze is so cheap we payed $5 for a 26 of coconut rum and pinapple juice, I payed $4.99 for a bottle of australian wine.I have developed a southeren accent when I drink and I can say Y'all so well you'd think I was born in Louisanna. I love louisanna and Kentucky and Tennesse oh ya and Alabama. I have seen 12 states in eight days and will probably see 6 more before the end of this trip.I haven't seen and aligator though have been told they really don't bug you, a man with dreamy eyes told me this and I want to belive him. Oh this is gross, so we get here and everyones like you can't swim in the lake because it's polluted we're like okay , a day goes by, we start asking if there is anywhere near here we can swim (anothere lake maybe) No , turns out the pollution is from all the dead bodies left by Katrina. So in the sweltering heat you just stare at the water and convince yourself that we really are going back to the ocean just as soon as we see New Orleans, which is today $3 togo Margaritas. Fuckn' eah y'all, julie

florida louisianna and alabama

I'll blame my spelling on the heat. I offically know what 95 in the shade means.
Oh the states we have been on theroad for a week and a day and today we are hoping to have our first day without cops, besides the festival where they just look at you from their horse.
Found out bonnaroo is owned by Viacom and MTV they pulled in 24 million in three and a half days beer was 5$ and my jack and punches were 6$. Beck blew my mined he did Debra (my favorite song) acoustic. Death Cab was worth every penny so this is the new year live fuck. Clap your hands and say yeah pritty good.
I'm in the bayou In louisianna 45 mins. outside New orleans the hurrican damage is fucking crazy and they just re-build in the same spot and yes the houses still sell for 2.2 millon. Pensicola florida is where we first saw the damage, lame rich touist spot although increadably beautiful and breath taking.We had two Ocen chooises on one beach wavey ocean or calm ocean, more fish that bit in the calm ocean. I was stung by a jelly fish hurt a little more then the fish bite. Want to leave this baptist library and go smoke my cheap Winstons and eat sushi, yes you can smoke every where and buscuits and gravy is the best idea I've heard in a long time. Fatty julie eating a bit of american animal fat, must pee now might get a chance to blog from Menphis on monday keep well and love Canada we have it so good, julie